Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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