Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Wy did the chicken?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Jews

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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