Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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The Pope

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tee hee

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Anti Joke

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