religion.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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