YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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these are shit

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Snarf Nuggets

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