why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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