What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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colby doesnt shave

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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