My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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