Why did the dog eat poop?

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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You are Nerochan right?

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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