Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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yes... that's the joke

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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