Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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