whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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lol a man is drowning

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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