Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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