Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Once upon a cross

How old is your mom? Old.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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