- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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