- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

pickle sniffer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

roses are red. violets are violet...

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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