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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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