- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

One below was by me: Walter H

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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