What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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a man said hi.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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