What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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