what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Andy Carrol

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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