Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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