- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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