How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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