- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

why does column have a letter n?

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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