- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Davey Peterson.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Take off your shoes.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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