How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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girls lacrosse

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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knock knock. come in.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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