- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why is pi? Because circles.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.