Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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