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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

42, that is all

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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