- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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