I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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The Game.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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banana

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Vagina.

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