A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

falling didnt make the difference

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

A handicapp walks into a bar

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

this is not an anti joke

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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