Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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The BCS

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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