- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Grammer is very important

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

"knock knock" "Come in"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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