- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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