What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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try slamming a revolving door

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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