- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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