Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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jwe

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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