What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Bob dole

No thank you, I don't like violence

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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