- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What is 1+1? It's 2!

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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