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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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