- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

charlie sheen losing

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Yeah right loser!

Knock knock Come in

hi michael

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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