Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Donald Trump

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

a man walked into a bar ouch

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

HEY YOU!!!!

your moms my other ride

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Take this and put it- No.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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