- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

I saw a poor man named rich

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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