Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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DESERT

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Dylan is gay

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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i lost the game

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Anti Joke

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