- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

bryden is a faggot

Flop dog

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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