Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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i am and me is i

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Dance is a sport

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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