What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Lets go Yankees

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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A women's opinion.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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