- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

kieran scott has a huge back

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

GADZOOKS!

Do you like your life? No. OK.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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