Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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baby seal walks into a club

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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