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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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women's rights

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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The Detroit Lions

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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What's big and white?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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