boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

A man makes a sandwich.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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