Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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GADZOOKS!

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