- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

-Knock Knock -Come in!

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

rishi is gay (coventry england)

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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