If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

hahahahaha thats not funny

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

George Bush.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Your mom is so fat...

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

This is a joke. Laugh!

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What's up brah brah

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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