- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

What's big and white?

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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