Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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The person below me is weird.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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A whale's vagina

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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men's rights.

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Womens rights

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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