- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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