A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Donkey lips

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Mormons having fun.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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penis haha

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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