What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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