Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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women's rights

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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