GINGER PEOPLE

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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