- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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