I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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donald................duck for president

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