go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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shut up iggy

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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hi

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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