A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

knock knock Labrinth come in

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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