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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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