- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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