- Anti Joke

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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