I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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donald................duck for president

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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