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Thats sweet, thank you then.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

tee hee

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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