- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

the asian kid gets an F

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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