Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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