Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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your mom died.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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