Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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