- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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