- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Wait what? I did not type that!

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

You just read this ..

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

F? No k

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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