How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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You just read this ..

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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Breast cancer.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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