What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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8

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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