What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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