Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Women's rights

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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