- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

knock knock get lost!

why did the computer crash? it didn't

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

im gey

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

FIONN'S LIFE

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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