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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust