A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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This is not a joke or is it

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Justin Bieber

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Anti Joke

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