have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Anti Joke

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